about last night.

so. yea. some of your have heard about this. some of you may have received a cryptic text from me. now, all will know what happened last night. i’ll set the stage. i ate at mac grill with one of my favorite people. we met up early…ate yum food…and sat and drank about 5 glasses of iced tea and chatted for about 2.5 hours. i was finishing up our conversation standing by the cars when a lady of about 40ish years in age walked by. no biggie right? OH HECK YES BIGGGGGGGG DEAL.

she passed us and i see my friend’s (name left out to protect the innocent) face change from normal to confused. i look over my shoulder and am met with this stranger lady of about 40ish years old’s RIGHT BUTT CHEEK. YES. HER ENTIRE BUTT CHEEK. homegirl did not choose appropriate undies to be wearing. i couldn’t totally tell but i think there might have been a string in there somewhere. (it was about 830 when this went down…so the sun wasn’t totally out anymore) YEAH. her jeans were ripped from the crotch out…all on the right side. and it was just out there for all to see.

lets pause so i can show you a replay of my face when i turned back around to face my friend and said “i just saw that lady’s entire right side of her butt” but before i fell over onto my car laughing….

for the next 5 minutes…as this woman walked THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF THE SHOPPING CENTER, EVEN CROSSING THE STREET TO THE OTHER PART OF IT, my friend and i discussed if she knew or not that she had her entire right butt cheek on display for the whole world to see. we decided that no she did not….she was not walking with any shame…and she also stopped to chat with one person. SERIOUSLY. it was when we decided that i also decided that i was going to look around to see if there were hidden cameras lurking and i would be on the next edition of dateline nbc asking if strangers have any decency to point out stuff to other strangers.

i just hope they blur out my face….otherwise all of america will be treated to the face shown above…in high definition too.

seriously. what the heck. how many more times can i used the phrase entire right butt cheek in this post? we should get some pretty interesting google hits from that!